This blog is written by us, the dogs. Dad helps with the typing because our paws are too big for the keyboard. He says he checks the spelling, but we're pretty sure he just laughs a lot.

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Maggie

I love balls. All balls. Big ones, small ones, squeaky ones and the soggy ones under the couch that Mum says are "disgusting". I also love children, because children always want to throw the ball. If I like you, I will lick you. If I really like you, I will lick you more. I'm the smaller one in the purple harness.

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Bailey

I do zoomies. Fast ones. But only with dogs my size. The tiny ones get under my feet and the giant ones don't understand the rules. When I find a dog who's just right, it's laps of the park until someone's tongue is hanging out (usually mine). I'm the one in the blue harness.

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Mum & Dad

Dad is in charge of walks, dinner and saying "who's a good dog?" (it's us). Mum is in charge of the most important job in the whole house: cuddles on the couch at the end of the day. We both squeeze in, even though there isn't really room, and nobody minds.