Maggie & BaileyLife with Mum and Dad, told by the two dogs who actually run the house.https://maggieandbailey.info/Wiped out after the parkhttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-14-wiped-out-after-the-park/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-14-wiped-out-after-the-park/Two tired pups collapse into a heap of blankets after a big day at the park, cuddled up with Mum.Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:11:50 GMTThe Great Gran and Grandad Couch Flophttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-13-the-great-gran-and-grandad-couch-flop/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-13-the-great-gran-and-grandad-couch-flop/One very tired pup collapses belly-up on Gran and Grandad's couch after a massive day of backyard sniffing.Tue, 13 Oct 2026 10:17:17 GMTThe back of the couch is not a bed, apparentlyhttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-the-back-of-the-couch-is-not-a-bed-apparently/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-the-back-of-the-couch-is-not-a-bed-apparently/Bailey had the best spot on the back of the couch. I had a plan: sit on him. It was close.Fri, 09 Oct 2026 03:26:13 GMTThings Mum and Dad say (and what they really mean)https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-things-we-hear-mum-and-dad-say/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-things-we-hear-mum-and-dad-say/Maggie and Bailey translate the most common human phrases in their house, for the benefit of other dogs.Fri, 09 Oct 2026 02:09:06 GMTBailey reviews the humanshttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-bailey-reviews-the-humans/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-09-bailey-reviews-the-humans/Bailey gives Mum and Dad an honest performance review. The results may surprise you (they won't).Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:00:24 GMTMaggie's weekly lick reporthttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-07-maggies-licking-report/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-07-maggies-licking-report/Maggie keeps careful records of who she licked this week and how they took it.Wed, 07 Oct 2026 00:23:23 GMTCouch o'clock: the most important time of dayhttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-05-couch-oclock/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-05-couch-oclock/The daily ritual that Maggie and Bailey consider non-negotiable: end-of-day cuddles with Mum.Sun, 04 Oct 2026 23:51:26 GMTThe rules of zoomies, by Baileyhttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-02-zoomies-have-rules/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-10-02-zoomies-have-rules/Bailey sets out his strict and very fair policy on who gets to zoom with him.Fri, 02 Oct 2026 00:33:47 GMTA serious essay about balls, by Maggiehttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-09-30-the-ball-is-life/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-09-30-the-ball-is-life/Maggie explains, calmly and scientifically, why the ball is the most important object in the universe.Wed, 30 Sep 2026 00:05:12 GMTHello! We've taken over the bloghttps://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-09-27-hello-from-maggie-and-bailey/https://maggieandbailey.info/blog/2026-09-27-hello-from-maggie-and-bailey/Maggie and Bailey introduce themselves, their Mum and Dad, and the very important business of running a household.Sat, 26 Sep 2026 23:00:00 GMT